spookygar:

spooky2x4:

spookycombos:

i dont even need to make a stereotype

Wait, someone actually stole 600 barrels of maple syrup?? xD

no someone just made up an article on yahoo just for the purpose of me taking a screenshot of it

mrswildtiger:

ihearall started following you

… You look an awful lot like that man…

”..Well, that’s not a very nice thing to say to a lady.”

“Are you done?” 

“Now that was just lazy.”

askmisterkrum:

ihearall:

askmisterkrum:

“You may begin bowing, as the prince of Ouroboros has returned.”

“You have no idea what torture I’m going through right now.”

“What’s that, Miss Jackie?”

“These anons keep sending me god awful pick up lines, most of which involve a helicopter crashing into me.”

askmisterkrum:

“You may begin bowing, as the prince of Ouroboros has returned.”

“You have no idea what torture I’m going through right now.”

“I hate you.”

“I think it’s cute. It’s not like he has sex with them.. at least I hope he doesn’t.”

“There are so many things wrong with what you just said.”

“Because I don’t want to.”