O, Krum, Krum, wherefore art thou Krum?

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That isn’t a very romantic sounding name

Oh well.

“Miss Jackie!” He laughed with a childish fashion and jumped at her into an embrace.

“Krum! Do you know how long I’ve been looking for you!? Like, twelve minutes!”

“I’m sorry Miss Jackie, but I had a very important meeting with Ouroboros! Hehehe. But every moment away from you is always such torture!”

Jackie smiled and gave Krum a soft kiss on the lips, kicking a mad bear off her leg when it decided to hug her.

“Miss Jackie please be more careful with the babies!” He picked one up and gave it a comforting snuggle. “They have feelings too you know.”

“It surprised me! Kinda.” Jackie poked the side of the bear’s face “They’re kinda cute, aren’t they?”

“K-kinda?

They’re only the most adorable, loveliest creatures to ever exist on this drab blue marble excuse for a planet! After you of course.”

“Oh, sorry. I forgot.”

“They’re such darling little babies!” He began rubbing his nose against the bear’s. “My lovelies…”

Jackie makes an obvious look of discomfort

“…We’ll never have kids, will we?”